Wrapper's Delight

Some people at my work made a rap about code and spore, hope you guys like it.

"Wrapper's delight"
By MCCQC and DJ X.P.

If you think I'm not a rapper, you're in denial.
I got more rhymes than Spore's got source files.
My avatar stealth is beyond detection.
Your fat code causes unhandled exceptions.
Your commenting's a trategy
And so's your input strategy.
If I were in your shoes, I know what I'd do.
Go back to college, and study Barfoo();
I don't want to be a meanie,
But your code is fettucini.

Word to your monitor.
Peace. Cout.